Posts Tagged ‘Sarah Palin’

Gov. Palin = New Coke

October 24, 2008

Remember New Coke? It was fresh and sweet and hip. For about a week.

Then the backlash set in, and (surprise) Coke announced it was going back to it’s “classic, original formula.” For a while, you had both brands, a “choice.” Then, New Coke disappeared, only to be heard from on bad VH1 shows and blog posts from guys who don’t want to do any real work on a Friday afternoon.

Well, after seeing this today, it’s time to make it official. Gov. Sarah Palin is this century’s New Coke. All fizzle and little substance. Without a shred of staying power.

I don’t have a foreign policy adviser, but if I did, I wouldn’t hire a stylist who makes nearly twice the salary of my foreign policy adviser. IJS.

‘Lost’ Palin-Couric footage may air tonight

October 1, 2008

TPM has the scoop. We’ll all get to enjoy her stumbling over stuff you should have learned in 10th grade.

According to recent polls,¬†Obama is leading by 50 percent or more in Florida, Ohio and Pennsylvania. Perhaps the damage is already done and it’s time to hang Sarah out to dry.

We’ll see. In the meantime, keep reading every newspaper and magazine that’s put in front of you.

Couric-Palin: The director’s cut

September 30, 2008

Brown v Board of Education, Plessy v Ferguson, Falwell v Flynt.

It seems Gov. Palin wasn’t paying attention in her 10th-grade Civics class. CBS News, by not airing that clip, isn’t keeping up with its tradition as being a pinko commie leftist socialist network.

Latest Palin Gaffe: Can’t Name Supreme Court Case Other Than Roe V. Wade

Dan Rather is rolling in his grave.

Wait, he’s still alive? I need more coffee.

‘Daily Show’ uncovers more flip-flopping

September 4, 2008

And I just thought John McCain was the only one to do a 180-degree turn from the candidate he was in 2000 to the one he is in 2008. The great Jon Stewart provides us with four more examples.