Exactly where is this ‘Liberal media’ that you speak of?

I sure can’t find it locally. Or from Brand X.

Must just be all them media elites up on the East Coast. In New York. You know, the home of The Wall Street Journal and Fox News.

“Unnecessary” Quotation Marks at the State Fair of Texas

The “Blog” of “Unnecessary” Quotation Marks is one of my favorites.

So I was quite “pleased” to find so many “unnecessary” quotation marks during a recent visit to the great State Fair of Texas, including back-to-back examples during a quick trip to the men’s room.

“Enjoy.”

A moment of silence, please

For the blog’s namesake, who lost his job yesterday. Colorado manager Clint Hurdle threw his first mate under the bus. Baseball is a cold, cold game, my friends.

The Rockies decided to shuffle some deck chairs, firing most of their coaches, including one James Quirk.

The bright side is he can return to his beloved Royals, or hopefully find a job as a manager somewhere.

The black armbands are out today.

‘Lost’ Palin-Couric footage may air tonight

TPM has the scoop. We’ll all get to enjoy her stumbling over stuff you should have learned in 10th grade.

According to recent polls, Obama is leading by 50 percent or more in Florida, Ohio and Pennsylvania. Perhaps the damage is already done and it’s time to hang Sarah out to dry.

We’ll see. In the meantime, keep reading every newspaper and magazine that’s put in front of you.

Couric-Palin: The director’s cut

Brown v Board of Education, Plessy v Ferguson, Falwell v Flynt.

It seems Gov. Palin wasn’t paying attention in her 10th-grade Civics class. CBS News, by not airing that clip, isn’t keeping up with its tradition as being a pinko commie leftist socialist network.

Latest Palin Gaffe: Can’t Name Supreme Court Case Other Than Roe V. Wade

Dan Rather is rolling in his grave.

Wait, he’s still alive? I need more coffee.